Frequently Unasked Questions:

Q: What is Suave and the Boner?
A: Kid, if you have to ask, you're just too young.

Q: How long is it?
A: Come around back after the show and we'll help you get a handle on that one.

Q: Is this just another gender-bent steampunk burlesque?
A: Oh honey, when were you titillated last?

Q: Is Suave and the Boner degrading the moral fabric of our society?
A: Come and find out...or vice versa.

Q: How are the sort of people who enjoy this sort of thing getting tickets?
A:We'll let you know here soon sweetie. You'll fit right in.